THE TRUTH MAY HURT ME; BUT THE LiES KiLLED ME.

du hattest noch nie so viel angst.. angst,
das es noch ein mal passieren könnte.#

B R I T I S H

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[  ] You know what a brolly is.
[  ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[  ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[  ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[  ] Fish and Chips are yummy. bäh :D
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4


A U S T R A L I A N

[  ] You wear flip flops all year.
[  ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[  ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[  ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[  ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[  ] You're a sports fanatic.
[  ] You are tanned.
[  ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[  ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 1


I T A L I A N

[  ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[  ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[   ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[  ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[  ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[  ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[  ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3

S P A N I S H

[  ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[  ] You like tacos.
[  ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[  ] You are dark skinned.
[  ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[  ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2 


R U S S I A N

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[  ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[  ] Rain is fun for you.
[  ] You get into contests all the time.
[  ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2


I R I S H

[  ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[  ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[  ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[  ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[  ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[   ] You have red hair.
[  ] You have/had freckles.
[  ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing

Total: 2

A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N

[x] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[  ] You have nappy hair.
[  ] You like rap.
[  ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ \] You like chicken.
[  ] You like watermelon.
[ \] You can dance. Schicki :D
[  ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


A S I A N

[  ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[  ] You like rice a lot.
[  ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[  ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[  ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[  ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 1


G E R M A N

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.

[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[  ] You wear sandals with socks
[  ] You're over 5'5".

Total: 5


C A N A D I A N

[  ] You like/play/played hockey.
[  ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[  ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[  ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[  ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 3


A M E R I C A N

[  ] You hate foreigners.
[  ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[  ] You have had an abortion.
[  ] But love the penalty.
[  ] You don't read.
[  ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You love McDonalds

Total: 2


B E L G I A N

[  ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[  ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[  ] You speak both Dutch and French
[  ] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[  ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[  ] You went to Spacecamp.

Total: 4


D U T C H

[x] You like the colour orange.
[  ] You are a football enthusiast.
[  ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. :D 
[  ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[  ] You have a cheerful nature.
[  ] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building/handwork/projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

A R A B

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english"
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0

würde ich?;
ja, würde ich, ich würde es durchziehen.
- ich fürchte mich nicht davor.
ich fürchte es schon lange nicht mehr.